My brother, Tim,  called me this morning.

“Hello?”

“Hey, what are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

“Did you know that you’re in a porn magazine?”

“What?”

“(Laughing) Your book is in my buddy’s copy of LEG WORLD.”

“No way!”

“He told me not to tear it out, but I’m going to. I’ll fax it to you.”

“I can’t wait to see it.”

“Now I KNOW you’re famous!!!”